The Ultimate Collection: Fun and Cheeky Sayings for Every Occasion
09.08.2023 · Emma Michendelis
Welcome to the witty world of cheeky sayings! Are you looking for a humorous "you and me" saying for everyday life or a saying that humorously reflects the night? Here you will find carefully selected cheeky sayings that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. From a cheeky saying about morning coffee to a cheeky funny saying about fashion – let yourself be inspired!
Chocolate doesn't solve problems, but neither does an apple.
My fitness plan? Survival.
Imagine there are people who don't know me yet – poor souls!
You're talking and I'm thinking: "Why isn't she humming?"
Don't talk about style when you're wearing leggings.
I'm listening to you... but I'm thinking about food.
I didn't take a nosedive, I was checking the ground.
"You look tired." - "That's called naturalness!"
If I want to be slim, I stretch myself with filters.
I'm not lazy, I'm energy-efficient!
Coffee saved my morning – again.
"Smile!" – "I'm not a clown."
The early bird can kiss my ass.
Can you hear the silence? That's me ignoring you.
I'd trade with you, but I like my life.
I'm not a morning person – nor really an afternoon person.
I'd like to go jogging now, but it looks like rain – or sunshine.
My bed and I, we love each other very much. It's hard to say goodbye every morning.
Beauty doesn't sleep. It snores.
I got up today – No more performance possible.
"Did you sleep well?" – "Like a rock. Woke up twice and rolled around."
Sometimes you need patience. Preferably immediately.
My bed was particularly clingy today.
I'm not bitchy, that's called character.
If I'm supposed to hurry, I slow down. It's a kind of reflex.
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